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This is a story about a housewife during
the sexual revolution.

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The time is 1972, the place Los Angeles,
and the people?

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Ordinary.

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Morning, lover.

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You call this morning?

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How about some breakfast?

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Now I'm all set.

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Coffee and the morning paper.

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What do you want to do today, Mark?

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I want to take some photos.

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I've had this darn thing for a month and
I haven't had time to use it yet.

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It's supposed to take great pictures.

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Do you know it comes with a set of ND
filters?

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Now that's a professional camera.

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These girls in Playboy are pretty.

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But none of them has a bust like mine.

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What?

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I have a better bust than any of these
girls.

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I should be in Playboy magazine.

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That's right, honey. If I could say one
thing about you, you've got great tits.

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You're pretty ample yourself where it
counts

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Such

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a beautiful day Maybe we could just lie
by the pool all day.

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I love lying by the pool And you could
take pictures of me That's not a bad

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idea, honey. My new camera will put you
in the right light But if you take your

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clothes off the neighbors will see
They've seen tits before.

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I mean, they've either got them or
they're married to them. What's the big

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deal?

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But people are so uptight around here.

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They go nuts when they see a little sex.

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I know, honey. There's just not enough
love in this world. That's the problem.

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Hey, I know what's wrong with this
thing.

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The camera needs a mount before you can
put the filter on.

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A mount?

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Sounds interesting.

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Hi, Barbie.

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Hi, Sheila.

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Hi, Mark.

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Hi, Barbie.

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It's great to see you, Barbie.

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To what do we owe this pleasure?

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To sheer boredom.

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Rick and I were going to spend the day
together, but at the last minute, he had

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to work.

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On Sunday?

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Yes, I know.

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Isn't it terrible?

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But it's really not so bad.

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At least it leaves me time for other
diversions.

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What are you guys up to?

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Oh, we're just relaxing.

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Would you like a drink?

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Isn't it a little early?

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It's never too early, is it, honey?

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There are more than a thousand ways to
blend whiskey in Scotland, but doers

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never varies.

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So why should we?

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Sheila, what are you reading?

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Playboy magazine?

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I can't believe it.

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Oh, Barbie, don't be such a square.

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I only look at it for the articles, and
you'd be surprised. There's some very

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artistic photography.

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I can look as good as these girls.
They're pretty, but they're too thin.

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That's what I said, isn't it, honey?

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Let's compare ourselves to them.

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I gotta get this.

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come and get it boys this all-american
dish is just for you

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be the italian

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oh

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boy oh boy

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You girls are fantastic.

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You girls are really great.

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I'm going to get you a drink.

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Thanks. Yeah, you girls are really
great.

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Thank you, Mark.

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You're sweet.

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So how's it going, Barbie?

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How's what going?

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Life, love, business.

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Life and love are fine.

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As for business, you should ask Rick.

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Rick works so much, I hardly ever see
him.

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As for me, my job is always the same.

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A little dictation, a little pinch on
the behind.

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You know, the life of a secretary.

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Sounds fascinating.

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You think so?

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You should try it sometime.

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You're a beautiful woman, Barbie.

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Men can't help it if they respond to
that.

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You know, when I was a younger man, I
only went for blondes.

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Now I prefer brunettes.

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They're more intense, more deeply
sensual.

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You'd better not let Sheila hear you say
that.

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What?

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Nothing, Sheila.

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I'm hot.

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I'm going to go for a swim.

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Would anyone like to join me?

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I will.

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There's nothing I like more than being
wet.

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Be careful, honey.

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You're gonna say things you don't mean.

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What? What did I say?

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Never mind.

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Remember last night, honey?

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Remember what we did?

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You little hussy. That's what I like
about you. We have a great sex life,

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don't we, honey?

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Look.

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Barbie's pouting.

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What a baby.

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Babies can't have cigarettes and
alcohol.

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Babies can only have milk.

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Can I have a drink too?

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Sure.

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On a single pipeful of Bond Street
tobacco, you can travel a couple of

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relaxing miles in a canoe without even
lifting a paddle.

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Poor Barbie. All undressed and no place
to go.

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I'll get you a dress.

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Now, how about that movie?

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Good morning, Miss Smith.

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Good morning, Mr. Humphrey.

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Now, take a letter, Miss Smith.

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Dear sirs, we at Mutual Insurance...

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have been doing business with Johnson
and Jones for over 15 years.

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Hey, man.

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Is this the welfare office?

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Room 222, down the hall.

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Oh, thanks, man.

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Goddamn freeloading hippie.

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Now, where were we?

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We at Mutual Insurance.

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Yes. Now, this merger...

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This merger... Oh,

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blast it, Miss Smith! That isn't the
merger I want. It's you!

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I'm glad to see that you're always on

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top of things, Miss Smith.

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Mine! All mine!

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I'm not taking any calls.

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Wait! I'm not through promoting you yet.

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I'm ready for you, lover.

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Rick!

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Well, hello.

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Hi, stranger.

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How's your day, honey?

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Long. I could use that martini.

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Sure thing, Rick.

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Anyone ever tell you you're the perfect
little woman?

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I sure try, Rick.

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How was your day at the office, Rick?

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Great. Sales have gone up 15% since I
started working overtime.

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If I keep it up, we'll be able to buy
that cabin and the fishing boat by the

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end of the year.

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I sure am looking forward to doing some
fishing.

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I could use a break.

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I lost my job today.

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What happened?

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Mr. Humphrey found out I was married.

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It doesn't matter, honey.

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I make enough money for the both of us.

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You just work on being lovely and being
my girl.

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But I like to work.

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Also, if I work, you won't have to go on
so many business trips and work so much

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overtime. But I need the business trips.

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It's the only chance I get to unwind.

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In Indianapolis, I go drag racing.

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Monterey, I play golf.

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And Aspen, I ski.

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What could be better?

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I understand, Rick.

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It's just, I wish we could spend more
time together.

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If you spent more time with me, you'd
get sick of me.

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Rick, do you think I would make a good
model?

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Sure, honey.

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You can do just about anything you put
your mind to.

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Now how about you put your mind and give
me a little leaven?

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happy birthday mark i brought you a
present oh sheila crown royal my

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favorite not the whiskey silly here open
it

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sheila cologne thanks now how about a

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toast to the birthday boy

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mark

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barbie and rick have invited us to a
barbecue on sunday Don't you think I

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should have a new dress?

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A new dress for a barbecue?

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That's ridiculous.

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It's lucky I'm responsible with our
money or you'd have us in the poorhouse.

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Here they are.

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Hi. Hi.

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How you doing, old boy?

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I can't complain.

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And yourself?

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Not bad. Not bad.

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I just love what you've done with your
yard.

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The manicured look.

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Very in this year.

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What would you two like to drink?

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I'll have a pussycat.

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Make it a gin and tonic.

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One pussycat and one gin and tonic
coming up.

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Take it easy, old boy.

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I have an audition tomorrow, and I want
to be fresh.

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There you are.

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That's perfect.

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You're looking good, Rick.

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What do you do to stay so strong?

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Oh, you know, tennis, golf, push-ups,
jumping jacks.

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What a man.

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I wish Mark would take some exercise.

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He's developing a beer belly.

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Really? I don't think so.

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Mark looks pretty good to me.

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Thanks, Barbie. I return the compliment.

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One more, bartender.

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And put a lot of vodka in it, Rick.

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I want to get really smashed today.

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How's that?

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No more.

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That's quite an outfit, Barbie.

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Oh, this old thing?

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I only wear it around the house.

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I'll bet.

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Why doesn't everybody eat something?

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There's plenty of food.

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Come on.

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All right.

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Here, everybody. Take a plate.

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Wow, Barbie. Everything looks great.

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Thank you.

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You really outdone yourself this time,
Barbie.

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It was nothing.

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Mmm, Swedish meatballs.

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I haven't had these in years.

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I get them all the time now.

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How is everything, Barbie?

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Fine. I've got so much time on my hands,
I don't know what to do with myself.

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I'm learning to cook, at least, and we
let the housekeeper go.

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But I get so bored sometimes.

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Rick works so much, I hardly ever see
him.

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I know what you mean.

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Only my problem's the opposite.

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Mark is home all the time now that he
got laid off from that TV series.

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I think the best thing for the both of
us would be to get out of the house

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more. I completely agree.

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That's why I want to get another job.

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Something meaningful.

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I've even considered becoming a model.

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Why don't you, Barbie?

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You'd make a great model.

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I'll think about it.

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I noticed you got a new stereo system.

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Pretty spiffy.

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Yeah, it's a T-Act.

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The receiver has glass tubes and it
works with a remote.

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We have a Panasonic.

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It's not as expensive as your system,
but not everything that makes nice

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sounds has to be expensive.

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But we need a new TV.

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We're thinking about getting a color TV.

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We need a new TV, too.

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As soon as I trade in the car.

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I've been wanting a Camaro.

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And right now, business is great. So I
think I'll go for it.

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Why worry about money anyway?

266
00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:11,140
I say live and love today, pay tomorrow.

267
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,220
That's the American way.

268
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,020
You can take that live and love stuff
too far.

269
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,720
For one thing, your cologne is way too
strong, man.

270
00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:21,470
It's knocking me out.

271
00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:22,790
This cologne?

272
00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:25,250
It was a birthday present from Sheila.

273
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:29,130
You may laugh, but let me tell you, the
ladies go for it.

274
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,870
You might think about buying some to
please your own lady.

275
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:34,150
No, thanks.

276
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,670
My lady likes me just the way I am.

277
00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:40,610
Rick, I need another pussycat.

278
00:23:41,410 --> 00:23:42,790
Sure thing, Mrs. Campbell.

279
00:23:54,090 --> 00:23:56,390
Rick says my cologne's too strong.

280
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,750
What do you think, girls?

281
00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,430
Do you like the way I smell?

282
00:24:03,450 --> 00:24:06,310
Hey, lay off. That's my woman.

283
00:24:07,090 --> 00:24:09,190
Lighten up, Rick. It was just a joke.

284
00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:10,450
There you go, girls.

285
00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:15,430
Mark, I thought I told you to lay off.

286
00:24:16,430 --> 00:24:17,810
Don't worry about them.

287
00:24:31,030 --> 00:24:32,030
Bye, honey.

288
00:24:32,730 --> 00:24:33,850
Have a great day.

289
00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:39,850
Listen, Barbie, don't make dinner
tonight.

290
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:41,470
I'll be working late at the office.

291
00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:43,010
Rick, not again.

292
00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:45,630
I'm sorry, baby, but it can't be helped.

293
00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:48,530
You be a good girl until I come home.
I'll see you around ten.

294
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,720
Try to entertain yourself until then.

295
00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:52,260
Alright, Rick. I'll try.

296
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:57,520
Thank you.

297
00:27:03,810 --> 00:27:04,810
Hey, look at that.

298
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,770
Yeah, so you got class

299
00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:34,550
May I help you?

300
00:27:34,790 --> 00:27:36,210
Is Mr. Gladstone in?

301
00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:39,070
Mr. Gladstone's out of the office today.

302
00:27:39,550 --> 00:27:40,690
I'm Miss Marker, Mr.

303
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:41,950
Gladstone's assistant.

304
00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:43,750
What can I do for you?

305
00:27:44,290 --> 00:27:46,490
My name is Barbie Smith, and I want to
be a model.

306
00:27:47,390 --> 00:27:48,530
Have a seat, Barbie.

307
00:27:55,910 --> 00:27:57,310
Do you have any experience?

308
00:27:57,830 --> 00:27:58,930
No, I'm afraid not.

309
00:27:59,830 --> 00:28:01,530
Well, you're hardly a little girl.

310
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,860
Don't you think it's a little late for
you to start a modeling career?

311
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,940
Excuse me a moment.

312
00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:19,360
Girls, stop horsing around and get
ready.

313
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:22,000
The photographer will be here in ten
minutes.

314
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,300
Come in the light, dear. I want to look
at you.

315
00:28:38,639 --> 00:28:41,440
You've got good bones, and your figure's
okay.

316
00:28:42,060 --> 00:28:46,100
But your hair, it just hangs down, and
your makeup's all wrong.

317
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,380
But that shouldn't matter in the end,
not for the kind of work you could get.

318
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
What do you mean?

319
00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:54,660
Oh, you know, catalog work and art
movies.

320
00:28:56,220 --> 00:29:00,140
I'll tell you what, dear. Go get your
hair and makeup done by a professional

321
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:02,540
and get some good photographs taken and
come back.

322
00:29:02,860 --> 00:29:05,700
If the pictures are any good, I'll run
them by Mr. Gladstone.

323
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,360
Thank you, Miss Mucker.

324
00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:08,870
Thank you for your help.

325
00:29:10,510 --> 00:29:15,110
Barbie, maybe we could set up our own
photo session.

326
00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:17,490
I'm a very good photographer.

327
00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:23,230
I live far away and it could go late,
but you could spend the night at my

328
00:29:23,230 --> 00:29:24,230
house.

329
00:30:23,470 --> 00:30:24,470
Why, hello.

330
00:30:24,530 --> 00:30:26,010
You must be Barbie.

331
00:30:26,490 --> 00:30:27,490
Come on in.

332
00:30:29,350 --> 00:30:31,130
You have a great place here.

333
00:30:31,470 --> 00:30:33,250
Don't say that. It's not done.

334
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,970
Come on into the salon and we'll start.

335
00:30:43,950 --> 00:30:44,950
Have a seat.

336
00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:49,410
Now, what can I do for you today?

337
00:30:50,110 --> 00:30:52,050
I want to look beautiful like a model.

338
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,640
You're already beautiful, Barbie.

339
00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,680
But you know what your problem is?

340
00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,700
You need to refine your look.

341
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:04,120
I'd like to see about a couple of inches
off the bottom of your hair, a lot more

342
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:08,660
height and body at the crown, and some
soft curls around your face.

343
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,320
Now, how does that sound?

344
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,640
It sounds wonderful.

345
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,659
All right.

346
00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:13,660
Then let's begin.

347
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,820
I love cutting hair.

348
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,120
I could do it all day long.

349
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,400
Now, who could that be?

350
00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:25,620
Excuse me a moment.

351
00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:33,600
Oh, hi Reeves. I'm in the middle of a
hair session.

352
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,800
I just came to borrow a cup of sugar.

353
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,480
Okay. Come on into the kitchen.

354
00:31:56,330 --> 00:31:58,190
Is that all? Just sugar?

355
00:31:58,910 --> 00:32:00,810
Of course. What else would it be?

356
00:32:02,730 --> 00:32:05,530
Actually, do you mind if I watch you
work?

357
00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:07,710
Not at all. Come on in.

358
00:32:10,570 --> 00:32:12,790
Hey, what do you think you're doing?

359
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,250
Sorry.

360
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,550
Reeves, this is Barbie.

361
00:32:21,310 --> 00:32:25,510
Barbie, this is my neighbor, Reeves.
Glad to meet you.

362
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,080
Barbie wants to look like a model, and
I'm going to help her all I can.

363
00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:33,420
She doesn't need any help as far as I'm
concerned.

364
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,580
Go sit down. I'm going to start.

365
00:33:42,550 --> 00:33:46,610
Now for some hairspray. Actually...

366
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:47,960
I think I need to keep going.

367
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,300
You don't have to go.

368
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,020
I have all day.

369
00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:54,020
It's so hot in here.

370
00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:58,380
Why don't you two go sit on the couch
and I'll make some refreshing shakes.

371
00:33:58,920 --> 00:33:59,920
Oh.

372
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,520
Okay.

373
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,340
Here you are.

374
00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:43,139
Thank you. Thanks.

375
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,320
Bottoms up.

376
00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:51,000
Mmm. What's in this?

377
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:57,460
It's got milk and vanilla and sugar and
ice and a special ingredient.

378
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,980
Whatever it is, it's delicious.

379
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,900
It's not the only thing around here
that's delicious.

380
00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:05,230
Please, Reeves, I'm taken.

381
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:10,770
I'm not talking about you. What a pity.
And after all my hospitality.

382
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:13,970
This is so refreshing.

383
00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:17,010
You have to give me the recipe so I can
make it for Rick.

384
00:35:17,670 --> 00:35:18,670
Who's Rick?

385
00:35:18,990 --> 00:35:19,990
My husband.

386
00:35:20,190 --> 00:35:21,550
You have a husband?

387
00:35:22,670 --> 00:35:26,090
Don't look so shocked, pretty boy.
They're all like that.

388
00:35:26,370 --> 00:35:28,290
They'll do anything for a ring.

389
00:35:28,590 --> 00:35:31,970
But that doesn't stop them from having a
little fun on the side.

390
00:35:32,460 --> 00:35:34,820
Many more than it stops me or you.

391
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:39,880
Don't say me and you in the same
sentence like that.

392
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:41,960
We're not the same. Do you understand?

393
00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:45,320
You two are so funny.

394
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,560
Why?

395
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,080
I don't know.

396
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,620
Everything seems really funny right now.

397
00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:58,380
Well, I guess you're right. I mean, here
we all are.

398
00:36:09,370 --> 00:36:14,930
I feel so... strange.

399
00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:36,620
Hahahaha!

400
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,120
Hahahaha!

401
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,840
What's so funny?

402
00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:53,420
too bad she passed out on you if you ask
me it's not much fun with a sleeping

403
00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:59,480
beauty it's much more fun with a fully
awake girl or boy

404
00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:16,790
Thank you.

405
00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:31,290
You must be the new nurse.

406
00:40:32,210 --> 00:40:34,710
No, I'm his wife, Mrs. Smith.

407
00:40:38,090 --> 00:40:39,210
How is he, Doctor?

408
00:40:39,890 --> 00:40:44,290
Mrs. Smith, it seems that he worked
himself into a state of hysteria when

409
00:40:44,290 --> 00:40:45,650
you didn't come home last night.

410
00:40:46,170 --> 00:40:50,110
He had a seizure, which led to a high
fever, followed by pneumonia.

411
00:40:51,010 --> 00:40:53,730
He's going to have to stay in bed for at
least two weeks.

412
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,880
Now, I know this is not my business, but
if I were you, I... I understand,

413
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:01,140
Doctor. I won't let it happen again.

414
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,680
Oh, Rick.

415
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,180
Rick, please forgive me. It's all my
fault.

416
00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:18,400
Barbie, where were you?

417
00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:19,880
It doesn't matter now.

418
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,980
I did a bad thing, Rick, but I won't be
bad anymore. I promise.

419
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:27,670
Barbie, what are you wearing?

420
00:41:28,290 --> 00:41:31,390
Oh, darling, I love you. And I want to
prove it to you.

421
00:41:31,610 --> 00:41:33,090
That's why I'm dressed like a nurse.

422
00:41:33,310 --> 00:41:34,910
I want to nurse you back to health.

423
00:41:35,270 --> 00:41:38,410
I'll stay with you night and day until
you're better. And then we'll do

424
00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:39,570
everything you want to do.

425
00:41:39,890 --> 00:41:40,890
You mean that, honey?

426
00:41:41,490 --> 00:41:42,630
Of course I do.

427
00:41:44,130 --> 00:41:45,130
Thank you, Barbie.

428
00:41:46,190 --> 00:41:47,290
You're so good to me.

429
00:41:48,270 --> 00:41:49,350
Now rest, darling.

430
00:41:50,170 --> 00:41:51,170
Just rest.

431
00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:01,860
I just love watching the guys play
tennis, don't you?

432
00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:04,580
Yes, Rick loves to play tennis.

433
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:07,380
From now on, everything's for Rick.

434
00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:24,860
What sort of man reads Playboy? A
personable guy whose personal appearance

435
00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:25,940
is his calling card.

436
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:31,560
He knows that a big part of being
welcome is being well groomed.

437
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,660
Here are your eggs, honey.

438
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,680
Thanks.

439
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:17,820
Your bags are all packed.

440
00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:20,340
Did you pack my skis?

441
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,520
Yes, they're in the ski bag.

442
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,300
But when are you going to have time to
ski with all those business meetings?

443
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,600
That's what I wanted to talk to you
about.

444
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,620
I'm going to extend my trip to a month.

445
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,820
Then I'll have time for business and
leisure.

446
00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:37,700
A month?

447
00:44:38,540 --> 00:44:39,880
Darling, you can't mean that.

448
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:42,280
We were planning a trip in two weeks.

449
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,499
I know.

450
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:45,580
This is more important.

451
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,600
If I don't ski now, I won't ski until
next year.

452
00:44:52,100 --> 00:44:53,100
Is there more coffee?

453
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:54,600
Of course.

454
00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,740
Why don't you bring me along?

455
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,280
I could learn to ski, too.

456
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:03,700
Oh, no. It's not for you.

457
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,160
You'd get bored.

458
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,160
Are there going to be girls up there?

459
00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:18,300
Girls?

460
00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:19,900
There are girls everywhere.

461
00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:21,440
Of course there'll be girls.

462
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:23,800
Is that why you don't want me to come?

463
00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:27,100
Barbie, what has gotten into you?

464
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:28,740
It's just a business trip.

465
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,860
I'll be home before you know it.

466
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,160
I know.

467
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:37,800
It's just... I'm so disappointed.

468
00:45:39,020 --> 00:45:40,140
You're always working.

469
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:43,700
And I was looking forward to this
vacation so we could spend some time

470
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:44,700
together.

471
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,560
Why are you always on my back?

472
00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:50,200
Can't the guy just have some fun every
once in a while?

473
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:52,880
Look, Barbie, you're being a ball and
chain.

474
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:56,080
I need to go in the outdoors and express
myself.

475
00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:57,900
It's who I am.

476
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,200
All right.

477
00:45:59,460 --> 00:46:00,580
Express yourself, then.

478
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,600
I don't care what you do. Stay away as
long as you like.

479
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:04,800
Stay away forever.

480
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,360
Maybe I will.

481
00:46:07,940 --> 00:46:09,140
No, you've really blown it, Barbie.

482
00:46:09,669 --> 00:46:10,910
Before, I wanted to come back.

483
00:46:11,170 --> 00:46:12,210
Now, I'm not sure.

484
00:46:13,990 --> 00:46:15,590
I need my space, and I need to think.

485
00:46:18,630 --> 00:46:21,230
I'll call you when I'm good and ready.
You may be waiting a long time.

486
00:46:29,290 --> 00:46:29,610
Oh,

487
00:46:29,610 --> 00:46:36,390
Sheena,

488
00:46:36,410 --> 00:46:37,730
it's so horrible.

489
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,720
Rick and I got in a fight, and I yelled
at him.

490
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,640
And now he may never come back.

491
00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:43,980
Well, that's terrible.

492
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:46,680
But can you believe it? Mark and I split
up, too.

493
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,460
He's gone to live with his brother.

494
00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:52,940
Listen, Barbie, maybe we can benefit
from our newfound freedom.

495
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,200
How do you mean?

496
00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:58,360
Put on something sexy, and I'll be right
over.

497
00:47:13,870 --> 00:47:15,150
There, that's better.

498
00:47:15,590 --> 00:47:17,050
That'll knock their eyes out.

499
00:47:21,570 --> 00:47:24,210
Now, Barbie, you look stuffy compared to
me.

500
00:47:24,630 --> 00:47:25,630
I do?

501
00:47:26,070 --> 00:47:28,530
Yes, definitely stuffy.

502
00:47:29,450 --> 00:47:30,730
Here, come here.

503
00:47:39,170 --> 00:47:40,690
Take off your vest and tie.

504
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,460
But my blouse is transparent, and I'm
not wearing a bra.

505
00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:47,440
Well, that's the whole point.

506
00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:49,440
Here, come on, give them to me.

507
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,700
But Sheila, we can't just go out on the
street looking like this.

508
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,080
Are you kidding?

509
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,520
This is the 1970s.

510
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,840
We're liberated women now. We're
dressing for ourselves.

511
00:48:18,570 --> 00:48:19,910
Barbie, isn't this exciting?

512
00:48:20,350 --> 00:48:22,790
All alone in the city and no husbands.

513
00:48:23,170 --> 00:48:25,290
Sheila, what are we going to do?

514
00:48:26,150 --> 00:48:27,150
I don't know.

515
00:48:27,830 --> 00:48:29,190
Let's stand over there and think.

516
00:48:59,930 --> 00:49:01,770
Would you look at that, Harry?

517
00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:04,310
I've got eyes in my head.

518
00:49:09,770 --> 00:49:11,010
Hi, girls.

519
00:49:11,630 --> 00:49:13,370
You look very sexy.

520
00:49:13,790 --> 00:49:14,790
Very nice.

521
00:49:15,230 --> 00:49:16,530
Who do you work for?

522
00:49:17,010 --> 00:49:22,050
Well, I was just fired from my job, and
Sheila here has never worked. So I guess

523
00:49:22,050 --> 00:49:23,610
you could say we work as housewives.

524
00:49:24,630 --> 00:49:25,630
Housewives?

525
00:49:26,030 --> 00:49:27,190
Dressed like that?

526
00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:30,430
Yeah. You see, we want to have
adventures.

527
00:49:31,070 --> 00:49:32,070
Oh, my.

528
00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:34,270
Well, let me introduce myself.

529
00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:35,950
I'm Mrs.

530
00:49:36,050 --> 00:49:38,810
James. I'm Barbie. And I'm Sheila.

531
00:49:39,910 --> 00:49:41,190
Pleased to meet you.

532
00:49:42,010 --> 00:49:44,850
Now, you girls say you want some
adventure.

533
00:49:45,510 --> 00:49:48,730
Well, that's not so difficult for girls
that look like you.

534
00:49:49,030 --> 00:49:52,270
Only, what kind of adventure?

535
00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:58,110
I want to meet a rich man who will buy
me a fur coat and diamonds and who's not

536
00:49:58,110 --> 00:49:59,650
at all like my cheapskate husband.

537
00:50:00,150 --> 00:50:02,970
I want to meet someone kind and
sensitive and loving.

538
00:50:03,290 --> 00:50:05,610
I can arrange all of that.

539
00:50:06,630 --> 00:50:11,810
Why don't you come up to my parlor,
girls, and we'll discuss it. I live just

540
00:50:11,810 --> 00:50:12,850
across the street.

541
00:50:14,630 --> 00:50:20,430
So, the way I work is, I try to set
people up so they can meet casually.

542
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:23,040
Call it a singles agency.

543
00:50:24,060 --> 00:50:28,440
In most cases, the man pays me the
commission fee so you don't have to

544
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:29,920
worry about any of that.

545
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:31,960
Is that all there is to it?

546
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:38,320
It all depends on if you girls want to
just meet people or make a little money

547
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,320
on the side.

548
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,580
That sounds very provocative.

549
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:42,920
Tell us more.

550
00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:47,000
It's a call girl service.

551
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:53,620
You, of course, get to okay the
customers before agreeing to anything.

552
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,140
And you can make very good money.

553
00:50:57,700 --> 00:51:03,460
Sheila, she means we would be
prostitutes. I've always wanted to be a

554
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:05,820
prostitute. It sounds so romantic.

555
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,480
But isn't prostitution morally wrong?

556
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,000
No, Barbie.

557
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,160
Don't you see?

558
00:51:18,850 --> 00:51:20,710
It's part of the sexual revolution.

559
00:51:21,350 --> 00:51:24,210
It's taking advantage of your newfound
sexual freedom.

560
00:51:25,050 --> 00:51:26,050
Everybody's doing it.

561
00:51:28,430 --> 00:51:32,410
I guess I never thought of that before.
I mean, exploring my sexuality.

562
00:51:32,990 --> 00:51:34,290
It does sound intriguing.

563
00:51:35,130 --> 00:51:37,290
If you don't like it, you don't have to
continue.

564
00:51:37,830 --> 00:51:41,670
I mean, this is what we were looking
for, isn't it? Some real adventure?

565
00:51:42,430 --> 00:51:43,450
Yes, I guess so.

566
00:51:43,790 --> 00:51:44,950
We have nothing to lose.

567
00:51:46,130 --> 00:51:47,130
Perfect.

568
00:51:47,390 --> 00:51:49,830
I knew you girls would be good sports.

569
00:51:50,650 --> 00:51:54,530
Now, we'll have to come up with some new
names for you.

570
00:51:54,770 --> 00:51:56,510
I've always wanted to be called Candy.

571
00:51:56,850 --> 00:51:57,990
Can I be Candy?

572
00:51:58,210 --> 00:51:59,210
Of course.

573
00:52:00,630 --> 00:52:02,050
And you, Barbie?

574
00:52:06,330 --> 00:52:09,550
I want to be called Viva, which in Italy
means to live.

575
00:52:12,110 --> 00:52:14,950
Because that's what I want to do now, to
live.

576
00:52:15,290 --> 00:52:18,760
In fact... From now on, I'm going to be
a new woman.

577
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,680
I'll never be Bobby again.

578
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:25,760
Just a moment, girls.

579
00:52:28,660 --> 00:52:29,660
Hello?

580
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:33,860
Hello, Doctor.

581
00:52:34,460 --> 00:52:36,540
I'm so glad you called.

582
00:52:49,070 --> 00:52:49,788
I'm Dr.

583
00:52:49,790 --> 00:52:53,350
Collins, and you must be a couple of
whores.

584
00:52:54,950 --> 00:53:00,630
You two girls look sick, very sick.

585
00:53:01,170 --> 00:53:03,250
I think I'm going to have to operate.

586
00:53:47,340 --> 00:53:51,400
Remember all that rubbish in high school
about the human body being worth only 97

587
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,400
cents?

588
00:54:01,460 --> 00:54:06,820
Hey, handsome.

589
00:54:07,140 --> 00:54:09,340
Buy us a drink? Look at those muscles.

590
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,040
Come on, leave me alone.

591
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:13,540
I'm not in the mood.

592
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,200
Didn't I see you on the slopes today?

593
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:26,760
What?

594
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:28,580
Oh, yeah.

595
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:30,480
Do you go skiing often?

596
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,160
Excuse me.

597
00:54:57,930 --> 00:54:59,990
I'll take $100 from my commission.

598
00:55:09,350 --> 00:55:10,350
Good.

599
00:55:11,670 --> 00:55:13,270
Oh, perfect.

600
00:55:14,390 --> 00:55:20,550
Now, I'll make some phone calls and try
to set you up with your dream men.

601
00:55:21,210 --> 00:55:25,970
A sensitive guy for Viva, and a
millionaire for Candy.

602
00:55:29,090 --> 00:55:31,070
That coat does a lot for you, dear.

603
00:55:31,550 --> 00:55:33,890
But I'm sure you've done a lot for it.

604
00:55:39,950 --> 00:55:41,070
Right this way.

605
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,180
Your waiter will be right with you.

606
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:08,220
My dear, you look like a sweet little
innocent girl.

607
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,120
How old are you, dear?

608
00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:19,260
I'm 29, Mr. Carlisle. I'm glad you're
29, dear. I prefer older women.

609
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,820
Bring us some...

610
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,280
Chateau Noufty Park.

611
00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:30,300
1956.

612
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,240
And two Waldorf salads.

613
00:56:34,540 --> 00:56:36,360
Yes, sir. Right away.

614
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,320
Hey, my dear.

615
00:56:40,820 --> 00:56:45,760
We shall spend a splendid evening with
food and wine.

616
00:56:46,580 --> 00:56:47,580
Yes.

617
00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:52,300
Then we can go shopping for that little
itty-bitty present that you promised me.

618
00:56:52,830 --> 00:56:54,590
You mean the diamond bracelet?

619
00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:56,330
Yes, indeed.

620
00:56:56,650 --> 00:56:59,010
And we'll pick one up at Cartier.

621
00:57:22,510 --> 00:57:23,630
To us. To us.

622
00:57:25,450 --> 00:57:26,610
And to Cartier.

623
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:33,750
Mr.

624
00:57:34,730 --> 00:57:37,390
Carlisle, you've been so generous to me.

625
00:57:37,670 --> 00:57:40,190
But do you know what else I would like,
Mr. Carlisle?

626
00:57:40,930 --> 00:57:42,250
A white horse.

627
00:57:42,830 --> 00:57:47,430
It's been my fantasy all my life just to
ride and ride a white horse.

628
00:57:47,810 --> 00:57:49,610
And you will, my dear, you will.

629
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,600
There's a lot of strength in this old
horse.

630
00:57:54,060 --> 00:57:54,980
Whatever

631
00:57:54,980 --> 00:58:07,320
happens

632
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:13,960
along the way You know I'll

633
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,220
always be true

634
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:25,400
As long as I have diamonds, sheared mink
coats,

635
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:30,820
a white horse, and you.

636
00:58:34,020 --> 00:58:39,820
You may not be so handsome, young, or
strong,

637
00:58:39,980 --> 00:58:43,560
but we can do it.

638
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:00,280
And a fantasy whore so white

639
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:10,220
And

640
00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:18,640
so

641
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:21,320
I sink back in my red

642
00:59:25,230 --> 00:59:28,470
And dream of things I can't resist.

643
00:59:31,890 --> 00:59:37,850
Like diamonds, Halston dresses, imported
scotch,

644
00:59:37,990 --> 00:59:43,250
and a white horse in the mist.

645
01:00:15,759 --> 01:00:16,759
Hi.

646
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:19,180
Are you looking for someone?

647
01:00:21,460 --> 01:00:23,140
I was wondering if I have the right
address.

648
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:24,560
I'm here to meet Elmer.

649
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,620
Oh, Elmer's down there.

650
01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:28,100
Thanks.

651
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:29,480
Hey.

652
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,700
You're gonna have to take your clothes
off.

653
01:00:33,070 --> 01:00:34,410
But I'm just here to meet someone.

654
01:00:34,870 --> 01:00:36,050
Oh, leave her alone.

655
01:00:36,710 --> 01:00:37,950
You can go on down.

656
01:00:38,650 --> 01:00:39,650
Thanks.

657
01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:50,230
Marcuse's foundation is Freud's
principle that our instincts are founded

658
01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:54,110
in the pleasure principle of eros, or
libidinal energy.

659
01:00:54,570 --> 01:01:00,870
Too often, we sublimate this energy into
a work impulse, which is what makes

660
01:01:00,870 --> 01:01:01,910
civilization possible.

661
01:01:04,940 --> 01:01:07,480
It's nice to see youngsters showing an
interest in nature.

662
01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:14,700
Are you saying that we should reject
Freud's model and just be

663
01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:15,860
ourselves in the moment?

664
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,260
That's precisely what I'm saying.

665
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:21,300
Excuse me.

666
01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:22,760
Is one of you Elmer?

667
01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:24,740
Elmer? No, man.

668
01:01:25,340 --> 01:01:27,240
Elmer's over there, man.

669
01:01:28,260 --> 01:01:29,480
He's the one with the guitar.

670
01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:30,940
Oh, thank you very much.

671
01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:32,180
You're welcome.

672
01:01:35,310 --> 01:01:37,870
Very well, very well.

673
01:01:38,850 --> 01:01:39,850
Hi, Elmer.

674
01:01:40,090 --> 01:01:41,510
Yeah, Viva?

675
01:01:41,950 --> 01:01:44,710
Oh, hi, darling. So glad you came.

676
01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:48,190
Hey, everyone. This is Viva.

677
01:01:48,510 --> 01:01:49,510
Hi.

678
01:01:49,990 --> 01:01:53,430
Uh, we have a rule out here. No clothing
in the garden.

679
01:01:53,630 --> 01:01:55,230
Clothing strictly forbidden.

680
01:01:56,010 --> 01:01:59,390
I'll take my dress off in a minute. I
just have to get used to the idea.

681
01:01:59,670 --> 01:02:04,970
Isn't it ironic that we need to get used
to existing in our most natural state?

682
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:14,240
Clothing only constricts us and sets up
arbitrary social codes.

683
01:02:14,980 --> 01:02:17,000
You'd feel much better if you shut all
that.

684
01:02:17,340 --> 01:02:21,160
Oh, just ignore her. I mean, how uptight
can you get?

685
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:22,460
What a downer.

686
01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:26,900
Live and let live.

687
01:02:27,260 --> 01:02:28,300
That's my motto.

688
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,360
Hey, everybody, I'm going to sing a
song.

689
01:02:30,660 --> 01:02:31,760
It's about love.

690
01:02:45,350 --> 01:02:52,090
Love, the power of love, the power of
love is the power to make

691
01:02:52,090 --> 01:02:54,150
me love you.

692
01:02:55,490 --> 01:03:02,430
Love, the power of love, the power of
love makes me want to get

693
01:03:02,430 --> 01:03:04,490
it on with you.

694
01:03:05,890 --> 01:03:12,670
Love, it's good for the birds, it's good
for the trees, it's good for you

695
01:03:12,670 --> 01:03:13,950
and me.

696
01:03:16,270 --> 01:03:19,930
Love is good for all humanity.

697
01:03:30,370 --> 01:03:31,130
Love

698
01:03:31,130 --> 01:03:40,030
is

699
01:03:40,030 --> 01:03:41,210
good for the birds.

700
01:03:41,470 --> 01:03:43,130
It's good for the trees.

701
01:03:43,410 --> 01:03:45,310
It's good for you.

702
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:52,100
and me love it's good for all humanity

703
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,320
No, thanks. I got a date with Viva.

704
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:47,800
Let's play.

705
01:04:59,140 --> 01:05:01,560
So, how'd you get hooked up with the
agency?

706
01:05:02,340 --> 01:05:04,720
I'll be honest with you. I got in a
fight with my husband.

707
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,640
That's when I realized that life could
be so much more.

708
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:12,020
That I could be having adventures
instead of just staying home and cooking

709
01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:13,920
all the time and waiting for him to come
home.

710
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,360
That's cool. That's very cool.

711
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:20,380
This whole husband and wife thing's a
drag, isn't it? Puts unnecessary

712
01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:22,060
constraints on free love.

713
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:32,980
So glad you told me how you feel.

714
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,040
I want to know all about you.

715
01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:42,420
About your hopes, your fears, what you
love, what you hate. I want to reach

716
01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:44,700
deep inside and pull out the real Viva.

717
01:05:45,620 --> 01:05:47,040
But why do you want to know about me?

718
01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:52,020
Because I feel a strange attraction to
you. Could it be love? No, it couldn't

719
01:05:52,020 --> 01:05:53,480
be. Yet it is love.

720
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:58,020
Pure love energy. The most beautiful
thing in the world. Do you feel it too,

721
01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:59,720
Viva? I don't know.

722
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:01,640
I'm not sure how I feel.

723
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,620
Oh, baby, I love you so much.

724
01:06:12,460 --> 01:06:14,080
I like you, but you're going too fast.

725
01:06:14,660 --> 01:06:17,080
I don't even know you. What's the
matter, baby?

726
01:06:17,380 --> 01:06:20,760
I mean, you came here to get it on with
me, right? So why waste time?

727
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,460
Elmer, stop it.

728
01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:30,100
Oh, I'm sorry, baby.

729
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,380
We'll do whatever you want to do.

730
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,260
There's already enough conflict in this
world.

731
01:06:35,660 --> 01:06:38,460
War and pollution, hypocrisy and greed.

732
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,460
We have to do whatever we can.

733
01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:43,200
Spread love on this planet, not war.

734
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:54,720
What is it? Cigarette?

735
01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:57,160
Man, baby, are you square.

736
01:06:57,460 --> 01:06:58,460
It's marijuana.

737
01:06:58,500 --> 01:06:59,500
Have some.

738
01:07:05,900 --> 01:07:06,900
It's good.

739
01:07:08,590 --> 01:07:11,490
Oh, I love to see you smile, Viva. Your
smile is beautiful.

740
01:07:11,930 --> 01:07:13,410
Everything about you is beautiful.

741
01:07:13,710 --> 01:07:17,950
I want to see how beautiful you are.
Will you show me? Come on, show me your

742
01:07:17,950 --> 01:07:18,950
body.

743
01:07:19,350 --> 01:07:21,390
Look, I'm showing you my body.

744
01:07:21,670 --> 01:07:25,250
You have no reason to be ashamed. I
won't touch you, I promise.

745
01:07:26,730 --> 01:07:29,450
Elmer, I can't just take off my clothes.

746
01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:31,330
I've only just met you.

747
01:07:31,730 --> 01:07:35,810
What's the big deal, for Christ's sakes?
I mean they're only clothes. Don't be

748
01:07:35,810 --> 01:07:36,910
such a ninny, I swear.

749
01:08:20,369 --> 01:08:21,910
How's this, Elmer?

750
01:08:24,310 --> 01:08:27,750
Hey, you know what, baby? You look good
in pink.

751
01:08:36,149 --> 01:08:37,149
Relax,

752
01:08:41,310 --> 01:08:46,080
baby. Relax and feel the lovin'. I'm
gonna make you feel real good.

753
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:01,819
I thought I was gonna hate myself this
morning, but I don't. I hate you.

754
01:09:05,279 --> 01:09:09,060
So you see, Mrs. James, it wasn't what I
thought it would be, so I had to leave.

755
01:09:09,689 --> 01:09:12,170
I thought Elmer would be the perfect
choice.

756
01:09:12,569 --> 01:09:15,470
He's such a sensitive, natural guy.

757
01:09:15,930 --> 01:09:20,090
That's the problem. He's too natural,
too focused on the physical.

758
01:09:20,350 --> 01:09:24,130
You know, Viva, I've got just the man
for you.

759
01:09:24,370 --> 01:09:27,830
His name is Clyde, and he's an artist.

760
01:09:38,729 --> 01:09:40,050
You must be Viva.

761
01:09:40,790 --> 01:09:41,790
Come on in.

762
01:09:50,890 --> 01:09:51,890
Have a seat.

763
01:09:52,649 --> 01:09:53,810
May I offer you a drink?

764
01:09:54,430 --> 01:09:55,430
Yes, thank you.

765
01:10:01,430 --> 01:10:04,450
I did those photos last week for a
magazine spread.

766
01:10:15,630 --> 01:10:16,630
Do you like them?

767
01:10:17,330 --> 01:10:18,350
Yes, they're beautiful.

768
01:10:18,590 --> 01:10:19,590
Who is the model?

769
01:10:20,210 --> 01:10:21,550
Oh, I don't remember her name.

770
01:10:21,910 --> 01:10:23,190
A professional model.

771
01:10:23,490 --> 01:10:24,490
They're all the same.

772
01:10:25,470 --> 01:10:26,490
She's very pretty.

773
01:10:26,710 --> 01:10:28,190
I would think you would remember her.

774
01:10:29,170 --> 01:10:31,890
It's a job. The models come and go.

775
01:10:35,870 --> 01:10:36,870
This one's pretty.

776
01:10:37,090 --> 01:10:38,930
But she doesn't have much of a
personality.

777
01:10:39,690 --> 01:10:41,690
Does personality matter to you, then?

778
01:10:41,930 --> 01:10:43,630
Oh, personality's everything.

779
01:10:44,460 --> 01:10:48,300
I mean, what's the point of looking at a
bunch of pictures of vacuous girls?

780
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:54,320
When I photograph a girl from my
artwork, she's got to have pizzazz,

781
01:10:54,460 --> 01:10:56,240
oomph, élan.

782
01:10:57,340 --> 01:10:59,700
Did those girls have élan?

783
01:11:04,420 --> 01:11:08,360
You bet your tushy they did, honey.

784
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,480
I like a woman with a good backside.

785
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,000
You can see that.

786
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:20,840
But if a girl doesn't have personality,
I don't even give her arse a second

787
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:21,840
look.

788
01:11:24,540 --> 01:11:25,900
You, for example.

789
01:11:26,660 --> 01:11:28,100
You have that extrune.

790
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:30,400
You have star quality.

791
01:11:31,260 --> 01:11:33,520
I saw that the first moment you walked
in.

792
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:35,660
Really? Oh, yes.

793
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,380
It's written all over you.

794
01:11:39,740 --> 01:11:41,780
I knew you were a model or an actress.

795
01:11:42,540 --> 01:11:44,160
The moment you walked in that door.

796
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,800
But I'm not a model or an actress.

797
01:11:52,060 --> 01:11:54,380
In fact, I've never modeled before.

798
01:11:54,820 --> 01:11:56,420
Well, that explains it.

799
01:11:56,940 --> 01:11:59,920
That's why you're so natural and so
original.

800
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:04,320
You ever learn to be all vampy and cheap
like most girls in pictures today?

801
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:09,780
You've got a natural innocence.

802
01:12:11,010 --> 01:12:12,510
It's absolutely fabulous.

803
01:12:15,350 --> 01:12:17,030
Would you like to look at yourself,
Viva?

804
01:12:17,630 --> 01:12:18,630
Of course.

805
01:12:18,830 --> 01:12:20,010
What woman doesn't?

806
01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:23,570
I would like to take some pictures of
you.

807
01:12:24,210 --> 01:12:25,210
Let's see, Viva.

808
01:12:25,950 --> 01:12:26,950
Arch your back.

809
01:12:27,170 --> 01:12:27,989
Hold it.

810
01:12:27,990 --> 01:12:28,990
Hold it.

811
01:12:32,530 --> 01:12:34,890
Perfect. There. Look at me. Look at me.

812
01:12:36,750 --> 01:12:37,990
Tasty. Love it.

813
01:12:38,370 --> 01:12:39,370
Love it.

814
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:41,420
Yes, there. There. Sexy.

815
01:12:46,540 --> 01:12:48,380
Fabulous, Viva. Fabulous. Hold it.

816
01:12:52,460 --> 01:12:54,740
Love it. Love it. Love it.

817
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:56,080
Whoo!

818
01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:59,540
I'll have these photos developed in the
morning.

819
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:03,840
You're real knockout, Viva.

820
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:06,200
You think so?

821
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:09,040
Sure.

822
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:17,880
What's the matter?

823
01:13:18,220 --> 01:13:19,280
Why are you all tense?

824
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:21,360
Relax.

825
01:13:24,220 --> 01:13:28,060
Clive, Clive, I really like you, but I
don't want to rush things.

826
01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:29,980
I want to be sure, you know?

827
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:36,180
Look, honey, it's not such a big deal.
We like each other. We turn each other

828
01:13:36,180 --> 01:13:37,180
on.

829
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:38,700
That's all that matters, right?

830
01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:44,240
Clive, Clive, stop it.

831
01:13:45,550 --> 01:13:47,150
I didn't leave my husband for this.

832
01:13:47,430 --> 01:13:51,130
I'm a liberated woman now. I don't want
to be a man's plaything.

833
01:13:51,790 --> 01:13:53,790
I'll let you know when I want you to
touch me.

834
01:13:54,210 --> 01:13:55,710
Until then, we're just friends.

835
01:13:56,490 --> 01:13:57,490
Okay?

836
01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:03,190
Screw you, women's lib.

837
01:14:05,670 --> 01:14:06,670
All right.

838
01:14:07,230 --> 01:14:08,230
Have it your way.

839
01:14:09,090 --> 01:14:12,970
But when you come to me begging for it,
don't expect me to be there.

840
01:14:14,190 --> 01:14:16,230
Thank you, Clyde. You're sweet.

841
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:21,850
What do you think?

842
01:14:22,970 --> 01:14:24,410
I need a closer look.

843
01:14:26,990 --> 01:14:29,170
You naughty boy.

844
01:14:29,450 --> 01:14:30,550
Is that my foot?

845
01:14:34,330 --> 01:14:35,750
Anyone have a joint?

846
01:14:36,870 --> 01:14:37,870
I've got one.

847
01:14:38,170 --> 01:14:39,990
Oh, I left Viva alone.

848
01:14:40,930 --> 01:14:42,750
Arthur, come meet a friend of mine.

849
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,960
Viva! This is my fabulous friend,
Arthur.

850
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,320
He'll take care of you.

851
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,120
I need to talk to those demanding girls.

852
01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:57,360
Tata?

853
01:15:00,020 --> 01:15:01,720
Let me introduce myself.

854
01:15:01,980 --> 01:15:05,260
Arthur Cantor II, at your disposal.

855
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,000
Glad to meet you.

856
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:08,160
I'm Viva.

857
01:15:08,460 --> 01:15:10,420
An aspiring model, I assume?

858
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:11,800
Not quite.

859
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:12,960
But maybe someday.

860
01:15:15,490 --> 01:15:16,490
Where are you from?

861
01:15:17,170 --> 01:15:22,650
Judging from your look and your name, I
would say... Tuscany, am I right?

862
01:15:23,190 --> 01:15:26,150
Yes. My mother was Italian and I was
born in Rome.

863
01:15:26,810 --> 01:15:28,610
But I've lived here most of my life.

864
01:15:29,370 --> 01:15:33,170
My parents died in a car accident when I
was little and I was raised in a convent

865
01:15:33,170 --> 01:15:34,170
in San Jose.

866
01:15:34,370 --> 01:15:38,110
But the nuns sent me away to a public
school when I was 14 because they said

867
01:15:38,110 --> 01:15:39,110
they couldn't handle me.

868
01:15:39,490 --> 01:15:41,590
And what about you? Where are you from?

869
01:15:42,110 --> 01:15:45,890
I'm from Liverpool, child. I've traveled
the wide world in the seven seas and

870
01:15:45,890 --> 01:15:48,530
done just about everything that you
could possibly think of.

871
01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:53,930
Right now, I'm amusing myself, directing
a little local production of the hit

872
01:15:53,930 --> 01:15:54,930
show, Oh Baby.

873
01:15:55,450 --> 01:15:56,329
Heard of it?

874
01:15:56,330 --> 01:15:57,330
Of course.

875
01:15:57,390 --> 01:15:59,290
Isn't that the one where no one wears
any clothes?

876
01:15:59,690 --> 01:16:03,370
Exactly. It's new, it's fresh, it's
alive, it reflects the spirit of the

877
01:16:03,370 --> 01:16:04,370
age.

878
01:16:05,570 --> 01:16:07,190
Why don't you audition for it?

879
01:16:07,710 --> 01:16:08,710
For a nude musical?

880
01:16:09,170 --> 01:16:10,170
I don't know.

881
01:16:10,350 --> 01:16:13,670
I would love to be in a musical, but I
would prefer to keep my clothes on.

882
01:16:13,970 --> 01:16:15,110
But why not nude?

883
01:16:15,390 --> 01:16:17,890
I mean, why not? You have nothing to
hide.

884
01:16:18,530 --> 01:16:20,090
You're, um, beautiful.

885
01:16:21,230 --> 01:16:22,310
I'll second that.

886
01:16:23,230 --> 01:16:24,230
What?

887
01:16:25,150 --> 01:16:26,129
Nothing, honey.

888
01:16:26,130 --> 01:16:27,550
Why don't you come into the tub?

889
01:16:28,090 --> 01:16:30,510
What do you think? Should we get into
the tub?

890
01:16:31,230 --> 01:16:33,270
It's nice and warm in here.

891
01:16:33,670 --> 01:16:34,970
It does seem warm.

892
01:16:35,780 --> 01:16:39,140
Very warm. I think I'll leave you two
lovebirds to it.

893
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,140
Just don't do anything that I wouldn't
do.

894
01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:45,340
Crystal, don't put that ass away.

895
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:50,000
What's your name, beautiful?

896
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,180
They call me Viva.

897
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:56,680
Viva? Meow.

898
01:16:56,940 --> 01:16:59,340
That's a pretty sexy name. I'm Agnes.

899
01:16:59,660 --> 01:17:01,240
Glad to meet you, Agnes.

900
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:05,320
You're new around here, aren't you? I've
never seen you at any of Clyde's parties

901
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:07,820
before. Yes, this is my first party.

902
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:11,900
Oh, well, don't get taken in by all the
promises.

903
01:17:12,140 --> 01:17:13,440
That's all I have to say.

904
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:20,360
Clyde and his friends, they talk big,
but you won't necessarily get famous

905
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:21,480
hanging around here.

906
01:17:22,300 --> 01:17:25,720
But if you like to party, I guess that's
okay.

907
01:17:26,540 --> 01:17:28,040
Just don't get hurt.

908
01:17:28,460 --> 01:17:29,880
I can take care of myself.

909
01:17:30,340 --> 01:17:31,340
That's good.

910
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:36,020
Because you look like someone who needs
taking care of.

911
01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:39,420
By someone who knows how.

912
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:53,840
Hey, Viva!

913
01:18:24,390 --> 01:18:25,710
I'm throwing up.

914
01:19:12,650 --> 01:19:14,590
Clyde isn't here. He's gone to the
country.

915
01:19:15,090 --> 01:19:16,090
Yes, I know.

916
01:19:16,530 --> 01:19:17,830
Do you mind if I come in?

917
01:19:26,170 --> 01:19:27,610
Can I get myself a drink?

918
01:19:28,770 --> 01:19:29,770
Go ahead.

919
01:19:38,270 --> 01:19:39,270
What's that you're reading?

920
01:19:39,830 --> 01:19:40,830
Nothing.

921
01:19:45,740 --> 01:19:46,820
The sensuous woman?

922
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:56,180
Why, Viva, you are spending altogether
too much time alone.

923
01:19:56,540 --> 01:19:57,540
What do you mean?

924
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,940
You're burning up with lust. I can see
that.

925
01:20:03,260 --> 01:20:08,060
You spend all day thinking about nothing
but sex, and yet you're living with man

926
01:20:08,060 --> 01:20:09,860
and you don't let him touch you. Why?

927
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:13,100
Let me make love to you.

928
01:20:15,210 --> 01:20:16,230
I can make you happy.

929
01:20:16,910 --> 01:20:18,110
No strings attached.

930
01:20:18,510 --> 01:20:21,870
Just pure animal lust.

931
01:20:22,150 --> 01:20:25,610
Just you and me. Your body and my body.

932
01:20:25,970 --> 01:20:28,250
Right here and right now.

933
01:20:39,970 --> 01:20:41,790
Oh, you've really turned me on.

934
01:20:45,610 --> 01:20:46,610
Fantastic.

935
01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:48,530
Don't hold back.

936
01:20:49,030 --> 01:20:50,590
Give me everything!

937
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:17,500
You know, Chris, I just can't get Sheila
out of my mind.

938
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:19,140
Do you think I should call her?

939
01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:22,160
No way. Let her come crawling back to
you.

940
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:23,520
Show her who's boss.

941
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:25,340
Yes, I guess you're right.

942
01:21:27,100 --> 01:21:29,520
But it sure is lonely without any women
around.

943
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:30,960
Are you kidding?

944
01:21:31,620 --> 01:21:33,700
What's the whole point about being a
bachelor?

945
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,720
There are always women around.

946
01:21:36,260 --> 01:21:37,260
You're right.

947
01:21:37,660 --> 01:21:42,120
Why be miserable because of one woman
when there are tons of chicks who can't

948
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,340
wait to get into my pants?

949
01:21:44,940 --> 01:21:47,960
To the bachelor's life. To the
bachelor's life.

950
01:21:50,460 --> 01:21:52,760
Go and see who that is, will you?

951
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:04,400
Hi, I'm Kelly.

952
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:09,860
I just moved in Nick's store. These
walls, they're as thin as paper, and I

953
01:22:09,860 --> 01:22:12,500
couldn't help but overhear you two
lonely guys talking.

954
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:14,100
May I come in?

955
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:15,360
Sure.

956
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:18,420
I'm Mark, and this is my brother, Chris.

957
01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:20,160
Pleased to meet you.

958
01:22:23,220 --> 01:22:24,620
And what's this you're drinking?

959
01:22:25,340 --> 01:22:27,460
Champagne? Yes, please, have a glass.

960
01:22:27,780 --> 01:22:28,780
Don't mind if I do.

961
01:22:35,460 --> 01:22:38,220
Hey, listen, are you two gentlemen into
acting?

962
01:22:38,700 --> 01:22:42,140
Not me, but my brother Mark here does it
for a living.

963
01:22:43,150 --> 01:22:47,090
Super-duper. Then we should come to the
audition for the new musical, Oh Baby,

964
01:22:47,210 --> 01:22:48,890
tomorrow. It'll be a real kick.

965
01:22:49,290 --> 01:22:51,050
Are you going to be there? Sure.

966
01:22:51,330 --> 01:22:52,510
I go to all the auditions.

967
01:22:52,810 --> 01:22:54,070
Will you read with me?

968
01:22:54,510 --> 01:22:57,110
Well, it's not a reading. It's a
musical.

969
01:22:57,530 --> 01:22:59,390
So you'll need to prepare a song.

970
01:23:00,730 --> 01:23:01,730
Then...

971
01:23:02,219 --> 01:23:03,720
Let's prepare a song.

972
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:11,040
But I'm a little slow at learning songs.
We could be here all night. Oh, shame,

973
01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:12,040
shame.

974
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:16,740
Hey, what about that song?

975
01:23:17,140 --> 01:23:18,140
Later.

976
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:20,640
More champagne?

977
01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:25,120
There has never been a better time to be
a man.

978
01:23:25,820 --> 01:23:29,760
The willing women, the dandy clothes,
the frills.

979
01:23:30,590 --> 01:23:35,590
The big rings in jewelry, the open
shirts, the sense of entitlement.

980
01:23:36,490 --> 01:23:37,670
Take it from me.

981
01:23:38,530 --> 01:23:43,530
Savor this time, for it will soon be
gone, never to return.

982
01:23:50,090 --> 01:23:53,050
Great, kids, great. That's much better.

983
01:23:53,970 --> 01:23:55,490
Now, for the song.

984
01:23:56,470 --> 01:23:57,530
Next singer, please.

985
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:03,960
Your name?

986
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:05,060
Mark Campbell.

987
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:08,280
Ah, Mark Campbell, the television star.

988
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:12,260
Yes, I've seen your work. It's very, um,
television.

989
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:13,980
Glad you're breaking up, Mark.

990
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:17,940
Girls, stay with him. Help him out. Make
him feel good.

991
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:24,420
Randy, we're doing You've Got to Love
Yourself.

992
01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:26,060
Uh, what key?

993
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:27,800
E-flat.

994
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:29,140
You got it, baby.

995
01:24:34,730 --> 01:24:41,510
If it feels like your bag, then wear it
on your shoulder If it comes to

996
01:24:41,510 --> 01:24:45,890
you naturally, embrace it, face it

997
01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:54,800
don't you want to feel proud that you're
an individual wave your freak flag

998
01:24:54,800 --> 01:25:01,680
high and smile oh yeah you've got to
love yourself love

999
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:08,100
your body love your mind i'm thinking of
myself and i'm digging who i

1000
01:25:08,100 --> 01:25:13,920
am i look in the mirror and i know i'm
not perfect

1001
01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:18,860
But I'm all I've got, so I've got to
love me.

1002
01:25:21,780 --> 01:25:28,460
If it makes you feel good, then spread
it all around you. If it makes you

1003
01:25:28,460 --> 01:25:34,740
feel bad, then deal with it, get with
it. Don't you want to feel groovy?

1004
01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:39,640
Weird tops and turvy, paint a colorful
world.

1005
01:25:40,470 --> 01:25:47,070
with your fingers oh yeah you've got to
love yourself love your body love your

1006
01:25:47,070 --> 01:25:53,970
mind i'm thinking of myself and i'm
digging who i am i look in

1007
01:25:53,970 --> 01:26:00,610
the mirror and i know i'm not perfect
but i'm all i've got so

1008
01:26:00,610 --> 01:26:07,530
i've got to love me i've got to love

1009
01:26:07,530 --> 01:26:09,150
me love

1010
01:26:17,100 --> 01:26:21,040
take a break but don't go far now the
pollution number

1011
01:26:21,040 --> 01:26:28,600
let's

1012
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:35,340
chop down another tree much less air for
you and me let's put

1013
01:26:35,340 --> 01:26:38,080
up a refinery who cares

1014
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:43,640
Concrete paving is hard to eat.

1015
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:49,480
Who wants nature? Acting isn't really my
bag, but I sure go in for the auditions.

1016
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:56,660
Hey, Clyde's hosting an orgy next
weekend. It's going to be wild.

1017
01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:59,280
It's a costume ball, too, and you're all
invited.

1018
01:26:59,700 --> 01:27:01,520
Thanks. I'll be there.

1019
01:27:02,940 --> 01:27:07,740
If Sheila can see me now, she's probably
sitting at home right now feeling sorry

1020
01:27:07,740 --> 01:27:08,740
for herself.

1021
01:27:08,990 --> 01:27:11,270
while I get invited to an orgy.

1022
01:27:20,310 --> 01:27:21,310
Voila.

1023
01:27:21,930 --> 01:27:26,270
What do you think? V is for Viva.

1024
01:27:33,970 --> 01:27:36,750
And C is also for crime.

1025
01:27:37,470 --> 01:27:38,530
And for cocktail.

1026
01:27:38,910 --> 01:27:40,310
And mine is dry.

1027
01:27:51,610 --> 01:27:55,370
And V is also for vixen.

1028
01:27:58,350 --> 01:28:00,130
And for voluptuous.

1029
01:28:01,390 --> 01:28:02,810
And for virgin.

1030
01:28:03,790 --> 01:28:06,750
A word I'm sure you're quite unfamiliar
with.

1031
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:08,540
Except with me.

1032
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:11,540
Now why is that, Viva?

1033
01:28:12,060 --> 01:28:16,560
Give me some time. After all, Rome
wasn't built in a day.

1034
01:28:19,820 --> 01:28:23,240
You're impossible.

1035
01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:24,780
You're a devil.

1036
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:27,420
Shoo! Shoo! Off! Off my sculpture!

1037
01:28:29,460 --> 01:28:32,540
The only thing that matters is art.

1038
01:28:36,140 --> 01:28:40,500
I would plunge myself in my art and
forget all about you.

1039
01:28:46,540 --> 01:28:51,860
And for this one, my dear Viva, you
weren't even the inspiration.

1040
01:28:54,380 --> 01:28:57,080
Agnes, get your ass in here.

1041
01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:01,820
I'm sick of showing you my ass.

1042
01:29:02,100 --> 01:29:03,260
Finish it from memory.

1043
01:29:06,220 --> 01:29:08,860
Why doesn't anyone want to cooperate
around here?

1044
01:29:11,140 --> 01:29:12,680
What's wrong with you two anyway?

1045
01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:19,640
Hello?

1046
01:29:20,060 --> 01:29:21,240
Oh, hi, it's you.

1047
01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:24,280
Okay, I'll be right over.

1048
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:28,080
But I have to tell you, I'm not pleased.

1049
01:30:11,980 --> 01:30:12,980
Thank you.

1050
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:36,140
Here you go, Miss James.

1051
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:40,800
Where's the rest of it?

1052
01:31:41,740 --> 01:31:42,760
I'm not paying anymore.

1053
01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:44,080
That's all she's worth.

1054
01:31:45,020 --> 01:31:46,480
Well, what's the problem?

1055
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:48,260
I can't wait forever.

1056
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:50,780
I mean, the girl wants to be my friend.

1057
01:31:52,220 --> 01:31:56,160
But honestly, who wants to be friends
with a girl?

1058
01:31:56,800 --> 01:32:00,300
If she doesn't pull out this weekend,
I'm going to have to move on.

1059
01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:01,640
You know what I mean?

1060
01:32:02,830 --> 01:32:04,250
Have you tried drugs?

1061
01:32:05,230 --> 01:32:06,230
Drugs?

1062
01:32:06,950 --> 01:32:10,010
No. I mean, I don't want to be the big
bad wolf.

1063
01:32:11,390 --> 01:32:12,390
No, wait.

1064
01:32:12,610 --> 01:32:13,830
What am I saying?

1065
01:32:14,470 --> 01:32:15,970
I should try drugs.

1066
01:32:18,290 --> 01:32:20,110
Try these on her tonight.

1067
01:32:20,550 --> 01:32:26,370
It will completely release her
inhibitions and then put her in a total

1068
01:32:26,370 --> 01:32:27,370
trance state.

1069
01:32:28,610 --> 01:32:29,610
All right.

1070
01:32:30,750 --> 01:32:31,790
I've heard of this.

1071
01:32:37,160 --> 01:32:38,160
All right.

1072
01:32:38,260 --> 01:32:39,260
I'll try it.

1073
01:32:39,980 --> 01:32:40,980
Thanks, Mrs. J.

1074
01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:03,620
So this is where the batters sat
congregating.

1075
01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:04,840
And to rest.

1076
01:33:17,690 --> 01:33:19,330
Luscious. Luscious.

1077
01:33:20,770 --> 01:33:22,030
You want to know what?

1078
01:33:22,630 --> 01:33:24,690
You really turn me on.

1079
01:33:24,890 --> 01:33:27,790
I turn you on. I turn everybody on.

1080
01:33:50,760 --> 01:33:52,460
Looks like you're dry, Viva.

1081
01:33:53,060 --> 01:33:54,060
Here's another.

1082
01:33:54,420 --> 01:33:55,420
Thanks.

1083
01:34:05,920 --> 01:34:07,100
Hi, lover.

1084
01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:12,560
Winston tastes good, like a cigarette
should.

1085
01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:14,760
You mean as a cigarette should.

1086
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:16,120
What do you want?

1087
01:34:16,440 --> 01:34:17,840
Grammar or good taste?

1088
01:34:18,380 --> 01:34:19,380
Murray.

1089
01:34:19,820 --> 01:34:22,900
Heal me a grape. Who do you think you
are, Garbo?

1090
01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:25,880
That was Mae West, you ass.

1091
01:34:39,340 --> 01:34:42,200
Agnes, my Amazon beauty, come talk to
me.

1092
01:34:42,600 --> 01:34:44,040
So what do you think of the party?

1093
01:34:44,300 --> 01:34:45,300
It has potential.

1094
01:34:46,020 --> 01:34:50,700
Yes. I do have the best parties, but
that's because I work at them.

1095
01:34:51,620 --> 01:34:54,040
Champagne, caviar, the best pots and
liqueur.

1096
01:34:54,260 --> 01:34:56,080
You must try this new Swedish vodka.

1097
01:34:56,460 --> 01:34:58,620
It's the most pleasurable idea from
Scandinavia.

1098
01:34:58,940 --> 01:34:59,940
Since the blood.

1099
01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:07,980
It's true that money can't buy you love,
but it sure can get you a bunch of

1100
01:35:07,980 --> 01:35:09,140
willing sex slaves.

1101
01:35:10,160 --> 01:35:13,840
I wonder. At least one of your sex
slaves doesn't seem to be cooperating.

1102
01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:20,670
Oh. Yes, that one. She is difficult and
none too discriminating, I hear. But her

1103
01:35:20,670 --> 01:35:22,110
taste is about to improve.

1104
01:36:19,540 --> 01:36:20,540
She's hot.

1105
01:36:20,820 --> 01:36:22,340
Now look, little missy.

1106
01:36:22,920 --> 01:36:24,860
Viva is mine tonight.

1107
01:36:25,180 --> 01:36:29,260
If you so much let a finger on her, I'll
crush you.

1108
01:36:29,690 --> 01:36:30,690
Understand?

1109
01:37:24,460 --> 01:37:26,180
Stop looking over there, lover boy.

1110
01:37:26,420 --> 01:37:27,980
The action's over here, remember?

1111
01:37:28,620 --> 01:37:31,680
Hey, isn't that Rick's wife? What's her
name? Barbie?

1112
01:37:32,200 --> 01:37:33,380
Yeah, Barbie.

1113
01:37:33,820 --> 01:37:36,340
All laid out and ready for a feast.

1114
01:37:36,900 --> 01:37:38,220
I could eat her alive.

1115
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:40,080
Eat me alive.

1116
01:39:41,240 --> 01:39:42,360
No. Don't touch her.

1117
01:39:42,800 --> 01:39:43,800
It's very dangerous.

1118
01:39:44,560 --> 01:39:46,340
I'm the only one that knows what to do.

1119
01:39:47,360 --> 01:39:49,720
Everyone, go back to what you were
doing.

1120
01:41:45,770 --> 01:41:46,770
Bye.

1121
01:42:39,300 --> 01:42:41,460
Thank you.

1122
01:45:08,900 --> 01:45:09,900
Hello?

1123
01:45:10,060 --> 01:45:11,060
Hi, Viva?

1124
01:45:11,600 --> 01:45:14,760
Just wanted to see how you made it home
from the orgy the other day.

1125
01:45:16,100 --> 01:45:17,360
Hello? Hello?

1126
01:45:17,980 --> 01:45:19,240
Viva? Is that you?

1127
01:45:38,600 --> 01:45:40,380
So you see, Sheila, that's everything.

1128
01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:43,120
You can see why I feel strange about it.

1129
01:45:43,520 --> 01:45:45,420
It's as if I became a different person.

1130
01:45:45,880 --> 01:45:50,140
I really became this viva, this sex
goddess.

1131
01:45:50,600 --> 01:45:52,580
And they all worshipped me and wanted
me.

1132
01:45:53,340 --> 01:45:57,920
I became, how can I tell you, totally a
woman.

1133
01:45:58,380 --> 01:45:59,520
And I liked it.

1134
01:46:00,140 --> 01:46:01,300
But it was too much.

1135
01:46:01,560 --> 01:46:05,700
I saw a side of myself that was probably
better kept hidden. A side that

1136
01:46:05,700 --> 01:46:06,700
frightened me.

1137
01:46:07,240 --> 01:46:08,440
It was so powerful.

1138
01:46:08,860 --> 01:46:12,060
I became a female animal made only for
pleasure.

1139
01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:14,140
Do you know what I mean?

1140
01:46:14,740 --> 01:46:16,780
Well, not exactly.

1141
01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:19,840
What you're describing sounds kind of
dark.

1142
01:46:20,120 --> 01:46:22,760
But I don't see what's so scary about
living for pleasure.

1143
01:46:23,280 --> 01:46:24,700
I've done it all my life.

1144
01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:26,580
I love to have a good time.

1145
01:46:30,160 --> 01:46:32,700
But I think I'm finally done with the
wildlife forever.

1146
01:46:33,440 --> 01:46:35,200
Oh, Bobby, I have the greatest news.

1147
01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:37,320
Mark and I are going to have a baby.

1148
01:46:37,720 --> 01:46:39,180
But are you sure it's Mark's?

1149
01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:40,720
Of course.

1150
01:46:41,320 --> 01:46:44,880
Oh, Barbie, you don't think I actually
slept with any of those guys at the

1151
01:46:44,880 --> 01:46:45,880
agency, do you?

1152
01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:50,640
Mark and I have patched everything up.

1153
01:46:51,820 --> 01:46:53,940
He came home as soon as he heard about
the baby.

1154
01:46:55,120 --> 01:46:57,240
I've never been so happy in all my life.

1155
01:46:57,860 --> 01:47:00,500
I mean, I sowed my wild oats, and it was
fun.

1156
01:47:01,180 --> 01:47:04,620
But now I realize that all I ever really
wanted was Mark and this baby.

1157
01:47:05,840 --> 01:47:09,000
I sold the diamond bracelet and the fur
coat I got from dear old Mr.

1158
01:47:09,280 --> 01:47:11,820
Carlisle and put the money into a trust
fund for the baby.

1159
01:47:12,960 --> 01:47:14,640
Oh, but we kept the horse.

1160
01:47:16,820 --> 01:47:17,820
Isn't he cute?

1161
01:47:20,120 --> 01:47:21,580
Barbie, don't look so shocked.

1162
01:47:22,120 --> 01:47:24,680
Mark and I tell each other everything,
don't we, honey?

1163
01:47:25,760 --> 01:47:27,160
And you thought I was bad.

1164
01:47:27,480 --> 01:47:28,820
He went to an orgy.

1165
01:47:29,860 --> 01:47:30,940
What's the matter, Barbie?

1166
01:47:31,580 --> 01:47:33,320
Never been to an orgy before?

1167
01:47:38,150 --> 01:47:39,390
So, what about you?

1168
01:47:39,870 --> 01:47:41,050
What are you going to do now?

1169
01:47:42,130 --> 01:47:43,750
I'm quitting the wildlife, too.

1170
01:47:44,590 --> 01:47:45,590
I've had enough.

1171
01:47:46,810 --> 01:47:47,990
I envy you, Sheila.

1172
01:47:48,230 --> 01:47:49,370
You look so happy.

1173
01:47:50,190 --> 01:47:51,230
And I miss Rick.

1174
01:47:51,950 --> 01:47:52,950
Don't worry, Barbie.

1175
01:47:53,250 --> 01:47:54,250
He'll come back.

1176
01:47:54,570 --> 01:47:55,570
I just know it.

1177
01:47:56,110 --> 01:47:57,110
I hope so.

1178
01:48:04,150 --> 01:48:06,670
Why don't you just give up on her? She's
not worth it.

1179
01:48:08,690 --> 01:48:09,690
Something's not right.

1180
01:48:10,290 --> 01:48:11,430
I need to go home.

1181
01:48:14,630 --> 01:48:16,190
Telegram for Mrs.

1182
01:48:16,390 --> 01:48:17,390
Rick Smith.

1183
01:48:17,590 --> 01:48:18,590
Is that you?

1184
01:48:18,690 --> 01:48:19,690
Yes.

1185
01:48:43,370 --> 01:48:45,870
Oh, Rick, why don't you ever use your
key?

1186
01:48:52,270 --> 01:48:53,270
Mark!

1187
01:48:53,810 --> 01:48:56,790
I came over here because I wanted to see
you dance.

1188
01:48:58,350 --> 01:49:00,190
Dance for me, Viva!

1189
01:49:02,610 --> 01:49:03,610
Dance!

1190
01:49:04,810 --> 01:49:06,950
Mark, you're drunk.

1191
01:49:08,490 --> 01:49:11,310
I'm drunk, but...

1192
01:49:12,490 --> 01:49:17,350
Not too drunk to... Oh,

1193
01:49:18,630 --> 01:49:20,170
it was the shy little flower, huh?

1194
01:49:20,690 --> 01:49:22,350
You certainly had me fooled.

1195
01:49:23,090 --> 01:49:24,950
You're not just dirty, Barbie.

1196
01:49:25,550 --> 01:49:26,590
You're abnormal.

1197
01:49:27,450 --> 01:49:28,890
What are you talking about?

1198
01:49:36,350 --> 01:49:39,970
Clyde told me all about you and what you
and Agnes did.

1199
01:49:40,640 --> 01:49:44,260
You're not only a whore, you're a filthy
lesbian.

1200
01:49:46,240 --> 01:49:48,340
Please leave, Mark. You're not yourself.

1201
01:49:48,600 --> 01:49:49,660
You don't know what you're saying.

1202
01:49:50,060 --> 01:49:51,120
I don't, huh?

1203
01:49:52,760 --> 01:49:58,960
Well, just because I'm going to be a
father doesn't mean I'm henpecked yet.

1204
01:49:59,760 --> 01:50:03,880
I'm going to teach you how to obey a
real man for a change.

1205
01:50:04,500 --> 01:50:05,880
Mark, no!

1206
01:50:06,400 --> 01:50:07,800
You little whore.

1207
01:50:08,320 --> 01:50:10,760
You've had this coming for a long time.

1208
01:50:14,360 --> 01:50:15,360
Barbie,

1209
01:50:17,500 --> 01:50:19,220
I'm sorry.

1210
01:50:19,800 --> 01:50:21,000
Please forgive me.

1211
01:50:22,080 --> 01:50:23,140
Did I hurt you?

1212
01:50:23,820 --> 01:50:24,820
No, I'm okay.

1213
01:50:25,360 --> 01:50:26,420
But please go.

1214
01:50:27,340 --> 01:50:28,820
Don't tell Sheila about this.

1215
01:50:29,280 --> 01:50:30,860
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

1216
01:50:31,340 --> 01:50:32,340
But go.

1217
01:50:33,280 --> 01:50:36,600
Rick is coming home, and if he finds you
here, everything will be ruined.

1218
01:51:02,280 --> 01:51:03,280
Barbie?

1219
01:51:03,720 --> 01:51:04,720
I'm home.

1220
01:51:04,980 --> 01:51:05,980
Rick.

1221
01:51:12,220 --> 01:51:13,220
What's that scent?

1222
01:51:14,680 --> 01:51:15,720
I recognize it.

1223
01:51:16,140 --> 01:51:17,140
It's my perfume.

1224
01:51:18,660 --> 01:51:19,660
No, it's not.

1225
01:51:19,880 --> 01:51:23,340
It's... Mark's been here.

1226
01:51:23,660 --> 01:51:25,200
I'd recognize that cologne anywhere.

1227
01:51:26,000 --> 01:51:27,720
And his scent, it's all over you.

1228
01:51:27,960 --> 01:51:31,140
Yes. Mark and Sheila came to visit, but
they're gone now.

1229
01:51:32,100 --> 01:51:33,980
Oh, honey, it's so great to see you.

1230
01:51:34,180 --> 01:51:36,980
Why is your negligee all rumpled and
your hair all disheveled?

1231
01:51:41,900 --> 01:51:42,900
Your mark's tie?

1232
01:51:45,220 --> 01:51:46,620
Barbie, this is the last straw.

1233
01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:49,820
No, I cannot forgive you for this.

1234
01:51:51,200 --> 01:51:52,520
It's definitely over, Barbie.

1235
01:51:53,920 --> 01:51:56,120
Rick, it's not what you think it is.

1236
01:51:56,580 --> 01:51:57,940
You've got to listen.

1237
01:52:24,350 --> 01:52:25,750
So, how's everything going?

1238
01:52:26,230 --> 01:52:27,228
Not bad.

1239
01:52:27,230 --> 01:52:31,430
I'm back in a TV show, so I'm keeping
pretty busy and staying out of trouble.

1240
01:52:32,370 --> 01:52:36,290
It's difficult, but I'm going to be a
father now, so I'm changing my ways. How

1241
01:52:36,290 --> 01:52:37,068
about you?

1242
01:52:37,070 --> 01:52:39,290
Things are going pretty good. I can't
complain.

1243
01:52:40,270 --> 01:52:43,210
Barbara and I are taking a vacation next
month to the Riviera.

1244
01:52:44,610 --> 01:52:45,930
Kind of like a second honeymoon.

1245
01:52:47,010 --> 01:52:49,090
I've been spending a lot more time at
home lately.

1246
01:52:49,590 --> 01:52:52,030
I tell you what, I kind of like it.

1247
01:52:53,200 --> 01:52:55,780
Hey, Rick, I've got something for you.
Hold on a minute.

1248
01:53:05,140 --> 01:53:06,140
Go on.

1249
01:53:06,200 --> 01:53:07,200
Open it.

1250
01:53:11,060 --> 01:53:12,480
Wow. What is it?

1251
01:53:13,060 --> 01:53:14,540
It's an antique wooden duck.

1252
01:53:15,400 --> 01:53:17,580
I thought you and Barbie would get a
kick out of it.

1253
01:53:17,940 --> 01:53:21,460
You know, a little bit of the old
country and a touch of European class.

1254
01:53:21,960 --> 01:53:23,500
Hey. I think you're right.

1255
01:53:24,160 --> 01:53:26,300
I think you'll look great up on our
mantelpiece.

1256
01:53:28,160 --> 01:53:29,160
Thanks, Mark.

1257
01:53:29,280 --> 01:53:30,280
Don't mention it.

1258
01:53:35,620 --> 01:53:36,620
Come on, everybody.

1259
01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:38,780
You have to try my new crab canapé.

1260
01:53:39,140 --> 01:53:41,200
I got the recipe from Playboy magazine.

1261
01:53:42,040 --> 01:53:43,940
Sheila, are you still reading that?

1262
01:53:44,280 --> 01:53:45,280
Of course.

1263
01:53:45,540 --> 01:53:48,440
Where else would I get such a fantastic
gourmet recipe?

1264
01:53:49,040 --> 01:53:51,460
You have to give me the recipe so I can
make it for Rick.

1265
01:53:51,820 --> 01:53:52,499
You see?

1266
01:53:52,500 --> 01:53:53,660
He loves it.

1267
01:54:07,760 --> 01:54:08,760
Hello?

1268
01:54:23,840 --> 01:54:24,840
Hello, Viva.

1269
01:54:25,020 --> 01:54:26,840
It's me, Arthur. How are you doing,
doll?

1270
01:54:27,780 --> 01:54:28,780
Listen, sweetheart.

1271
01:54:29,480 --> 01:54:30,780
I have a role for you.

1272
01:54:31,020 --> 01:54:34,160
I've been putting it together in my head
ever since I saw you sing at the Orgy.

1273
01:54:34,800 --> 01:54:37,620
It's a new musical, with a blonde and a
brunette.

1274
01:54:38,400 --> 01:54:39,640
Kind of partners in crime.

1275
01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:42,420
And you don't have to take your clothes
off.

1276
01:54:42,940 --> 01:54:44,760
People are bored to death with nudity.

1277
01:54:45,180 --> 01:54:47,920
I need to give them something different,
and I'm going to give it to them.

1278
01:54:48,920 --> 01:54:49,920
Showgirl costumes.

1279
01:54:50,620 --> 01:54:51,620
Sequins. Vaudeville.

1280
01:54:51,840 --> 01:54:55,240
I return to the Busby Barclay musicals
of yesteryear with just a nod to Jacques

1281
01:54:55,240 --> 01:54:56,240
Demy.

1282
01:54:56,340 --> 01:54:58,880
Listen, come down to the theatre. I will
tell you all about it.

1283
01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:02,720
Oh, and if you've got a pretty blonde
friend, bring her along.

1284
01:55:04,180 --> 01:55:06,640
This is going to be the freshest thing
since Liberace.

1285
01:55:07,200 --> 01:55:08,200
What do you say?

1286
01:55:16,460 --> 01:55:17,460
I'll be right down.

1287
01:55:29,360 --> 01:55:31,120
Rick, honey, I've been offered a job.

1288
01:55:31,620 --> 01:55:32,900
That's fantastic, honey.

1289
01:55:33,540 --> 01:55:34,540
What is it?

1290
01:55:34,620 --> 01:55:37,160
It's an acting job. It's what I've
always wanted.

1291
01:55:37,680 --> 01:55:39,580
I'm going to the theater now to meet
with the manager.

1292
01:55:42,160 --> 01:55:43,740
Will you be back in time to cook dinner?

1293
01:55:44,080 --> 01:55:45,080
Of course.

1294
01:56:01,520 --> 01:56:03,720
Now you get to see Mommy become a big
star.

1295
01:56:04,900 --> 01:56:06,320
This is your chance, girls.

1296
01:56:06,560 --> 01:56:08,240
Give it everything you've got.

1297
01:56:10,180 --> 01:56:11,480
Take good care of him.

1298
01:56:24,880 --> 01:56:30,420
We're just two girls who have seen it
all. Things haven't always gone the way

1299
01:56:30,420 --> 01:56:31,358
we planned.

1300
01:56:31,360 --> 01:56:34,820
We've gotten into some serious trouble.

1301
01:56:35,200 --> 01:56:37,060
The trouble be damned.

1302
01:56:38,940 --> 01:56:43,520
We're just two little girls from the
suburbs.

1303
01:56:44,340 --> 01:56:46,740
But we can be lovers.

1304
01:56:47,960 --> 01:56:49,700
Lovers. Sing.

1305
01:57:06,600 --> 01:57:09,120
We can be what we want to be.